From high school to 1999 I worked in an Abatttoir in Arkansas. Where I was involved in all aspects of pig slaughtering. I started off as a disembowler and quickly moved up to headbloodletter and bolt-gun operator. During this time I was a Field Marshal for the Ozark Mountain Minutemen. For the last two years I have been running a telemarketing scam with which I swindle pensioners for their life's savings (I still try to slaughter as many pigs as possible in my spare time but living in the city makes that harder than you might think.) . I then turn the money over to my messiah 'Izakiael Hammer Fist' soon we will have enough in our war chest to rise up and pulverize our godless foes at city hall. only those who believe will be spared. I am currently looking for a non-sexual life partner to share my love of slaughtering livestock with.

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Rugby, beer and women in no particular order